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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Small cockrel

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Model



Q: Who's the dude with the beard?
A: Donny.

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Monday, February 06, 2006

Dates and Nuts

Finally migrated old content over to Blogger, so that's why the archive has filled out a bit... Now all that's left is to get rid of those hand-coded HTML pages!


Dates and Nuts

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Omar's the Man!

Check out this great message from Omar:

"You have an excellent blog with extremely original cartoons. I feel pretty soon your work will be included in well-known newspapers around the country. It's only a matter of time. Mark my words.

Good luck,

Omar."

Thanks for that! Bring it on, I say. And let's make that "... well-known newspapers around THE WORLD!"

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Speedos

My mate Damo has just joined a gym so that he can go swimming. To make the whole experience real, he went shopping for Speedos (otherwise known as banana hammocks, DP's or grape smugglers) and goggles. Now, surely there are better (stylistically and comfort-wise) options to Speedos. I mean, with people in space, a highly developed fashion industry and so many stretchy fabrics, you'd think that we'd have moved on from what I can only describe as a blight on the whole water-based activity scene. Granted, if you're going swimming for fitness, you probably don't want to be wearing boardies, but COME ON!! Speedos?? I think I'd rather... did someone say brunch?

The other thing was the instructions that came with the goggles... Instructions?? Just how stupid do you have to be? (rhetorical question) One of the warnings was "Don't pull goggles away from face and let go." Seriously. Mind you, I'm sure this is just protection against someone potentially suing them for not warning them they shouldn't do it. It's like the urban legend of the cruise control case (last item on the page).

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

A prelude to phonerage

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Onebean - A daily dose of beans: good for your funny bone.

Onebean is a cartoon featuring, well, beans! There's also Donny the Chinese Dragon, Saucy the Soybean and Sven, the 'Shavers Only' guy.

The cartoon is a little strange in that the name 'Bean' can be applied to almost any of the bean characters - it's more a term of endearment than an actual name.

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